{"id":1290,"date":"2013-06-04T09:39:36","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T16:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archer-shaw.com\/?p=1290"},"modified":"2013-06-04T09:39:36","modified_gmt":"2013-06-04T16:39:36","slug":"overheard-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/?p=1290","title":{"rendered":"Overheard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I was putting groceries away and dropped some oranges on the floor&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Archer: <\/strong>Mommy, pick it up!  Mommy, pick it up!  Mommy, pick it up! (x 100)<br \/>\n<strong>Mommy: <\/strong> Archer, I will!  Hold your horses.<br \/>\n<strong>Archer: <\/strong>Mommy, where are my horses?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was putting groceries away and dropped some oranges on the floor&#8230; Archer: Mommy, pick it up! Mommy, pick it up! Mommy, pick it up! (x 100) Mommy: Archer, I will! Hold your horses. Archer: Mommy, where are my horses?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}