{"id":1607,"date":"2014-01-13T18:52:20","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T01:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archer-shaw.com\/?p=1607"},"modified":"2014-01-13T18:52:20","modified_gmt":"2014-01-14T01:52:20","slug":"overheard-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/?p=1607","title":{"rendered":"Overheard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Archer: <\/strong>what can I have when we get home?<br \/>\n<strong>Mommy: <\/strong>how about an apple&#8230;or a pear&#8230; or a carrot?<br \/>\n<strong>Archer: <\/strong> Yea &#8211; I want that!<br \/>\n<strong>Mommy: <\/strong>Which one?<br \/>\n<strong>Archer: <\/strong> The Parrot.<br \/>\n<strong>Mommy: <\/strong>What?!  Oh &#8211; you mean the C-A-R-R-O-T!<br \/>\n<strong>Archer: <\/strong>No, I want a  P-A-R-R-O-T!<\/p>\n<p><em>I guess &#8220;pear&#8221; + &#8220;carrot&#8221; = &#8220;parrot&#8221; ;)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Archer: what can I have when we get home? Mommy: how about an apple&#8230;or a pear&#8230; or a carrot? Archer: Yea &#8211; I want that! Mommy: Which one? Archer: The Parrot. Mommy: What?! Oh &#8211; you mean the C-A-R-R-O-T! Archer: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/?p=1607\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}