{"id":1774,"date":"2014-09-06T15:20:13","date_gmt":"2014-09-06T22:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archer-shaw.com\/?p=1774"},"modified":"2014-09-06T15:20:13","modified_gmt":"2014-09-06T22:20:13","slug":"righteous-mohawk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/?p=1774","title":{"rendered":"Righteous Mohawk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greg wants to cut off Ellison&#8217;s beautiful blond curls. I am adamantly opposed.  <\/p>\n<p>Plus, we can&#8217;t experience this if we cut his hair!<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140911-151835.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140911-151835.jpg\" alt=\"20140911-151835.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140911-151844.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140911-151844.jpg\" alt=\"20140911-151844.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n(It&#8217;s static-induced, from a slide!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greg wants to cut off Ellison&#8217;s beautiful blond curls. I am adamantly opposed. Plus, we can&#8217;t experience this if we cut his hair! (It&#8217;s static-induced, from a slide!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archer-ellison.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}