Archer: what can I have when we get home?
Mommy: how about an apple…or a pear… or a carrot?
Archer: Yea – I want that!
Mommy: Which one?
Archer: The Parrot.
Mommy: What?! Oh – you mean the C-A-R-R-O-T!
Archer: No, I want a P-A-R-R-O-T!

I guess “pear” + “carrot” = “parrot” ;)